100+ Funny Puns for Tote Bags to Match Every Kind of Personality

Bedazzling and customizing a tote bag isn't just about personalizing an accessory; it's an expression of creativity and individuality. Whether you're a fashion-forward trendsetter, a bookworm lost in literary worlds, or a busy mom juggling a million tasks, a customized tote bag allows you to showcase your personality when you’re on the go. From witty puns to inspirational quotes, the unique possibilities and combinations are endless. 

If you're looking for some inspiration while you’re on this journey of self-expression, we’ve got you covered. Here’s a list of funny quote bag totes, along with a few puns and other phrases to consider the next time you’re feeling crafty and need some inspiration.

Fashionista

• "Tote-ally Chic"
• "Bagging Trends"
• "Fashionably Late, Never Out of Style"
• "Retail Therapy in Every Stitch"
• "Shopaholic and Proud"
• "Stylishly Sustainable"
• "Couture Carriers"
• "Fashion is My Passion"
• "Dressed to Impress, Bag to Express"
• "I Don't Do Fashion, I Am Fashion"

Book Lovers

• "Lost in Books, Found on a Bag"
• "My Weekend is All Booked"
• "Read. Repeat. Carry On."
• "Bookworm and Proud"
• "Reading Between the Stitches"
• "My Other Bag is a Book"
• "Book Nerd Alert!"
• "Shhh... I'm Reading"
• "Eat, Sleep, Read, Repeat"
• "Fictional Friends Make the Best Company"

Crafty Types

• "Crafting My Way Through Life"
• "Sew Much Fabric, Sew Little Time"
• "Thread-ful Creations"
• "Crafting Chaos, Creativity Unleashed"
• "Glue Gun Guru"
• "DIY Diva"
• "Handmade Happiness"
• "Crafting is Cheaper Than Therapy"
• "Knit Happens"
• "Makers Gonna Make"

Grocery Shopping Addicts

• "Carrying My Weight in Groceries"
• "Fresh Finds Only"
• "Shop 'Til You Drop, Then Shop Some More"
• "Produce Pro"
• "Grocery Getter Extraordinaire"
• "Cereal Aisle Connoisseur"
• "Lettuce Turnip the Beet"
• "I Like Big Bundles and I Cannot Lie"
• "On a Roll in the Aisles"
• "Bagging Bargains Like a Boss"

Inspirational

• "Spread Love Everywhere You Tote"
• "Dream Big, Carry Bigger"
• "Be the Change, Carry the Message"
• "Positively Tote-ally"
• "Inhale Confidence, Exhale Doubt"
• "You Got This!"
• "Empowered Women Empower Women"
• "Choose Joy, Carry Hope"
• "Believe in Your Bag-cation"
• "Sunshine Mixed with a Little Hurricane"

Eco-Conscious

• "Reduce, Reuse, Re-tote"
• "Eco-Warrior in Action"
• "Green is the New Black"
• "Mother Earth's Messenger"
• "Nature Lover, Tote Hoarder"
• "Eco-Friendly and Fabulous"
• "Leave Nothing But Footprints (and Totes)"
• "Saving the Planet One Bag at a Time"
• "Tote-ally Sustainable"
• "Earth Day Every Day"

Boss Lady

• "CEO of My Own Tote Empire"
• "Bossin' in Style"
• "Hustle Hard, Tote Harder"
• "She Believed She Could, So She Did"
• "Leading with Style and a Tote"
• "Work Hard, Tote Hard"
• "Lady Boss Vibes"
• "Fearless Female, Fabulous Tote"
• "Empire Building, One Bag at a Time"
• "Tote Goals: Taking Over the World"

Moms

• "Mom Life, Tote Life"
• "Messy Bun, Getting Stuff Done"
• "Mommin' Ain't Easy, Tote-ally Worth It"
• "Coffee in One Hand, Tote in the Other"
• "Powered by Love and Caffeine"
• "Mom of the Year, Tote of the Century"
• "Multi-Tasking Mama"
• "Wine and Whine-Free Zone"
• "Mom Mode: Activated"
• "Naptime Hustler"

Gardeners

• "Bloomin' Beautiful Totes"
• "In a Relationship with My Garden (and Totes)"
• "Plant Lady Vibes"
• "Dirt Therapy, Tote Therapy"
• "Seeds of Inspiration"
• "Garden Goals: Grow and Tote"
• "Bloom Where You're Toted"
• "Pruning and Punning"
• "Leaf Me Alone, I'm Gardening"
• "Garden Goddess, Tote Enthusiast"

Teachers

• "Teaching Tomorrow's Leaders, One Tote at a Time"
• "Making a Difference, One Tote Bag at a Time"
• "Educate, Inspire, Tote"
• "Teacher by Passion, Tote-er by Choice"
• "Changing the World, Tote by Tote"
• "Where Learning Meets Style"
• "A+ in Tote-tally Awesome"
• "Empowering Minds, Toting Supplies"
• "Inspiring Brilliance, One Tote Carry at a Time"
• "Teacher's Pet, Tote Bag Edition"

Personalizing a tote bag with a funny pun or an inspirational quote is more than just accessorizing; it's a reflection of who you are and what you stand for. If you’re craving more ideas for DIY’ing your next favorite tote, check out our customized tote bag guide, which will walk you through creating bags of all shapes and sizes.