60 (Not Cheesy!) Phrases for Cutting Boards and Serving Boards

Welcome to the delightful world of personalized kitchenware! A customized cutting board or serving board is not just about making an ordinary kitchen item extraordinary; it's about infusing your personality into every slice and dice. Whether it’s jazzing up your kitchen, adding a touch of whimsy to your party decor, or giving a memorable gift, a well-chosen phrase on a cutting board can speak volumes. Remember, apart from sayings, you can personalize your boards in other ways too, like choosing unique sizes and shapes. Check out our guide on different sizes of cutting boards.

Customizing Your Cutting or Serving Board

Why settle for a plain Jane cutting board when you can jazz it up into a reflection of your quirky personality or craft the perfect, tailor-made gift? Picture this: You're at a party, and amidst the chatter and clinking glasses, someone spots your cutting board and laughs out loud at the witty phrase emblazoned on it. Just like that, it's not just a board; it's a conversation piece, a laughter generator, a memory maker!

Think of a customized cutting board as that little sprinkle of fun in your kitchen, like our Grove Bamboo Cutting Board. It's the stage where your vegetables take their final bow before becoming part of a delicious meal. It's a keepsake that can hold more memories than onions and a funny sidekick that makes you smile every time you're dicing tomatoes or julienning carrots.

And if you're gifting it? Oh, the joy of giving something that's not just run-of-the-mill! It's a gift that says, "I thought of you every slice of the way." Whether it's a cheesy pun for your cheese-adoring friend or a sassy saying for the kitchen diva, a personalized cutting board can add that special flavor of thoughtfulness and personality to your gift.

In a world of mass-produced goods, a custom cutting board stands out as a small but mighty way to add pizzazz to your culinary space or to show someone you truly care with something unique and personal. So let's chop to it and carve out some creativity!

For Cheese Lovers

Cheese enthusiasts, rejoice! This section is dedicated to those who believe every board should bear a tribute to the glory of cheese. Whether you're a fan of Brie, Cheddar, or Gouda, these sayings are the perfect garnish for your cheese board.

• "Cheese the Day"
• "Brie Happy"
• "Life is Gouda"
• "Say Cheese!"
• "You Feta Believe It"
• "Cheddar is Better"
• "This Might Sound Cheesy"
• "Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese"
• "You Had Me at Brie"
• "Let's Get Feta Up"

For Charcuterie Boards

Charcuterie boards are all about the art of meat and cheese, but why not add a slice of humor? These sayings are perfect for those who love to entertain with a board full of cured meats and artisanal delights.

• "Meat Me for Dinner"
• "Let's Meat Up"
• "Charcu-terrific!"
• "Slice, Slice, Baby"
• "Board of Directors"
• "Nice to Meat You"
• "Meat and Greet"
• "Spread the Love"
• "Feast Your Eyes"
• "Chop it Like it's Hot"

For Fancy Folks

For the connoisseurs of fine dining and lovers of all things elegant, these sayings add a touch of class and sophistication to your serving boards. Let your culinary style shine with these chic and charming phrases.

• "Dine in Elegance"
• "Savor the Sophistication"
• "Chop in Style"
• "Elegance on the Table"
• "Slice with Grace"
• "Gourmet at Home"
• "Fine Dining Essentials"
• "Sophisticated Slices"
• "Luxury in Every Cut"
• "Culinary Chic"

For the Beginner Cook

New to the kitchen? No problem! These sayings are perfect for beginner cooks who are just starting their culinary journey. They're fun, encouraging, and a great way to celebrate your new adventure in cooking.

• "Chop It Like It’s Hot"
• "Slice, Dice, and Everything Nice"
• "Rookie Cook"
• "Whisk Taker"
• "Cutting Edge Beginner"
• "New Chef on the Block"
• "Learning to Chop"
• "A Cut Above the Rest"
• "Novice but Nice"
• "The Adventure Begins Here"

For the Fun-Loving Cook

If cooking is your playground, then these sayings are for you. Infuse your kitchen with a spirit of fun and excitement with these playful and whimsical phrases, perfect for the cook who loves to add a dash of joy to every meal.

• "Chop ‘Til You Drop"
• "This is How I Roll (Pin)"
• "Cooking up a Storm"
• "Just Roll with It"
• "Kitchen Magician"
• "Whisk Me Away"
• "Stirring Up Fun"
• "Slice of Heaven"
• "Flavor Town Roadtrip"
• "The Secret Ingredient is Always Love"

For the Kitchen Comedians

If laughter is the best ingredient in your kitchen, these sayings are the perfect recipe for fun. Ideal for those who love to mix a pinch of humor with their culinary creations, these witty phrases will keep the giggles coming, even if the soufflé falls flat.

• "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie" (for the meat lovers)
• "Chop It Like It's Hot"
• "I'm Not a Glutton, I'm an Explorer of Food"
• "I Cook Therefore I Am"
• "Olive Me Loves Olive You"
• "Whisking My Life Away"
• "Don't Go Bacon My Heart"
• "This is Nacho Average Cutting Board"
• "I'm on a Seafood Diet. I See Food and I Eat It."
• "Well Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit"

From the cheesy puns perfect for cheese lovers to the elegant quips for sophisticated chefs, there's a saying for every style and personality. Remember, these phrases are just the starting point. Feel free to mix, match, and modify to create the perfect custom message for your personalized cutting board or serving board. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, a personalized cutting board is more than just a kitchen tool; it's a testament to your unique style, humor, and love for culinary arts. So, go ahead, pick a saying, and carve out a space of joy in your kitchen!