104 Coffee Mug Quotes to Match Any Personality

Every good morning starts with coffee and a jolt of joe can help you no matter what mood you’re in. With that being said, if you are looking for the perfect gift for your clients, customers or employees, coffee mugs with quotes on them add a great personalized touch! We have compiled a list of our favorite coffee mug quotes for just about any personality! Whether you are coffee-obsessed, looking for some morning inspiration, or just want some funny coffee mug quotes, you’re sure to find the right one for whoever you have in mind.

The Joys of Customizing a Coffee Mug

Coffee-obsessed

• What comes after morning coffee? Afternoon coffee.
• OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
• How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.
• Me. Need. Coffee.
• A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
• Wait! I’m refueling my soul.
• In coffee we trust.
• Coffee is a hug in a mug.
• Will work for coffee.
• What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
• Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
• Half human. Half coffee.
• Decaf? Decline.
• I’m drinking coffee for your benefit.
• Working without coffee is called sleeping.
• I like coffee and maybe 3 people.
• Don’t talk to me before my morning coffee.
• I will start working when my coffee does.
• I don’t do mornings.
• Coffee saves lives.

Inspirational

• Poured myself a cup of ambition.
• Coffee in one hand confidence in the other.
• The best is yet to come.
• Experiment. Fail. Learn. Repeat.
• Be stronger than your excuses.
• Without dreams, we have nothing.
• We rise by lifting others.
• Fear is the mind killer.
• Do small things with great love.
• Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure.
• Wake Up. Kick Ass. Repeat.
• Be a voice. Not an echo.
• Follow your dreams. They know the way.
• Broken crayons still color.
• Today, I will make magic happen.
• Decisions Determine Destiny.
• Create Happiness.
• Everything is gonna be alright.
• Be Brave. Be Strong. Be Fearless.
• Joy comes in the morning.
• Don’t forget to live.

Punny

• Bean there, done that!
• My java lets me espresso myself!
• This is how we brew it.
• Stay brewtiful.
• How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
• We are the perfect blend.
• I like big mugs and I cannot lie.
• It’s a brewtiful day.
• You mean a latte to me.
• Caution! Brewtiful & Hot.
• What's the buzz?
• You mocha me happy!
• Words cannot espresso how tired I am…
• Brew can do it!
• A whole latte love!
• Where you bean all my life?
• Sip sip, hooray!
• Chai like you!
• I love you a latte!
• Espresso yourself.
• Don’t worry be frappe-y!

Quirky

• I don’t adult until I coffee.
• I run on chaos and caffeine.
• Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions. Coffee understands.
• Based on your face, I am going to assume that I thought out loud again.
• Nerd (noun): an intellectual badass.
• Congratulations, you made it out of bed.
• Wakey Juice.
• I am a book dragon, not a worm.
• Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.
• Hold on. Let me overthink this.
• Coffee is like a high five in your mouth.
• Coffee is good but sleeping is gooder.
• Coffee before talkee.
• 404 Coffee Not Found.
• Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
• My birthstone is a coffee bean.
• I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
• If I was a fruit I'd be a fineapple.
• Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee.
• I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you speak.
• I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
• “That’s what.” -She

Witty

• Coffee: breakfast wine.
• Today’s excellent attitude is sponsored by coffee.
• Sorry I’m late. I got here as soon as I wanted to.
• I’m glad you think this is coffee.
• Tears of my clients.
• I’m sorry if I offended you by using facts and logic.
• Yes. Doing your job is part of your job.
• Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.
• How important is it?
• Cuppa Joe Who the heck is Joe? This is my cup!
• It’s too early for you to say things.
• Guess who got a lot done today? Not me, but congratulations to someone out there.
• I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
• Coffee: the vodka of morning.
• Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
• Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.
• Sarcasm: One of the many services I offer.
• I wish this was alcohol.
• Coffee, because murder is wrong.
• The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Now that you have an awesome quote in mind, why not look for a custom coffee mug to pair it with? Browse our definitive guide to custom coffee mugs to find your perfect match today!